Pssst! Confidential service. Discretion assured.
I’ll shoot anyone on your behalf. Who do you have on your better off shot list? Slip me their name and an email address and that’s it. I’ll take care of ’em.
Why? I’m feeling romantic. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. I’ll set them up at a location of their own choosing. It could be a fast straight to the heart job though personally I’d prefer it slow and drawn out, but that’s just what amuses me.
They don’t need to know who fingered them. But it makes me smile to let ’em know just before I fire the shutter. You know? The last words they hear before … click. I love the expression that puts on their faces.
You have till the 14th to let me know. The shoot is for free. You just pay for the pictures. After the 14th? Pffff. I’m out of here.